Haircut Sale! Limited Time Only! Act Now!

Hello all you readers of our blog. I have a once-in-a-lifetime offer. My sister, Meredith, is coming to stay the weekend with us. She is a cosmetologist extraordinaire! She previous worked at an exclusive salon (you know, the kind that charges $35 for a man's haircut) and now she only handles private clientele. She will be doing haircuts at our home Saturday and Monday only. There are only a limited number of spots, but she wanted to make the offer available to anyone who is interested. She is charging only $12 ($10 for children). On a serious note, she is very talented. Listen to the following:
"I owe my career and everything I am to my wonderful hairstylist, Meredith. Without her I would slumming it with my homegirls instead of living like a dreamgirl."~Beyonce
"I just wanted to thank Meredith for the gentle and professional way she performs. She has a gift and we are just lucky that she has chosen to share that gift so freely with the world"~the Pope.
Call or email. Don't be shy. Don't think about it. Just do it. Bring your kids, your spouses, and your grandma. First come, first served, and there are a limited number of openings.